An open letter to Michelle Wie
I get it. Really, I do. You want to be the first woman to make the cut at a mens golf event. You want to go someplace where hall of famers like Babe Didrikson Zaharias and Annika Sörenstam could never go at an age where they couldnt even dream about teeing it up with the fellas.
While I appreciate the effort, its time to stop. Really, it was cute and all the first five times you tried and failed, but its time to stop playing the tomboy and start, you know, playing with women. Lets be honest here: Youve never won a goddamn thing in your life. Okay, so you won the 2003 USGA Women's Amateur Public Links. BFD.
Heres my hankie, babe. Youre gonna need this by the time Im done with you.