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This is the archive for September 2006

Armageddon comes on Halloween of 2006...

I'm going to say this very bluntly. To the readers of Sports Bastards: Run for the fucking hills this Halloween! Why, you ask?

Because the NBA's spokesman for anger management classes is coming out with his brand new rap album. That's right, Ronnie "The Retard" Artest is coming out with an album. Hey, SLAM, do the letters "GED" mean anything? Get one, for fuck's sake.

Seems Ron really did use the free time that Davey Stern gave him to produce absolutely nothing. In fact, I'll leave you with an image that'll burn into your very soul. Yes, even worse than a Rob Zombie movie...

For this Halloween, Ronnie the Retard is dressing as a rapper