"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."
Whats next? The NCAA having a heart for once? The New Orleans Saints with a winning record? Oh oh my God The Rapture is upon us!
These truly are the end times, gang. Make your peace with the God or Gods of your choice, and hurry! My personal choice is Jobu. Jesus? I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.