According to the always lovely Lizzy, the slapfight is coming, folks. In fact, it might already be close.
According to the YAHOOOOO!, A-Rod is crying over chocolates about how his former buddy and he won't even talk anymore.
"People start assuming that things are a lot worse than what they are, which they're not. But they're obviously not as great as they used to be. We were like blood brothers," Rodriguez said. "You don't have to go to dinner with a guy four, five times a week to do what you're doing. It's actually much better than all you guys expect, but I just want to let the truth be known."
Fucking creepy. Anyways, when the slapfight happens, beer at my place!
Yes, Kerry Wood got injured again. (Five second rule for groaning and laughing) Yes, Jade, again. I would get into the elaborate way he did it, but I think this following YouTube Clip might get it even better.
Cuckolded husband/running joke Kris Benson, who apparently moonlights at some sort of ball-hurling fellow for the Baltimore Orioles, who are apparently some sort of professional baseball club (despite all on-field evidence to the contrary), has injured his arm. Thanks to a torn rotator cuff, hell be missing the 2007 season. They havent announced how he hurt himself, but odds are he threw his arm out humping his wife.
While its a shame he doesnt get to go out there and make some free agency dollars, on the plus side, he doesnt have to watch the Baltimore Orioles play. Hell still get to apply for free agency, and hell get to spend the next season banging the hell out of his wife/model/gold-digging slut Anna Benson, so it looks like Kris Benson is Major League Baseballs Luckiest Bastard of 2007 before the season even starts. With a streak of luck like this, I imagine next Kris Benson will break his foot with a giant bag of free money falls on it.
Then again, he's still a man named Kris, so take that for what you will.