Hi, I'm Billy Donovan, I'll be your coach...Well see ya I'm out
In related news, Ron hopes that all of the Florida recruits end up going to Kentucky. Wouldnt you love to be one of them right now? You think you are about to get back to back guy, you sob quietly, and now you are scratching your head while trying to avoid a Miami player hitting you with their helmet during a drive by.
In conclusion, this is my interpretation of the Billy Donovan situation: He got real fucking tanked ever since winning back to back titles, turned down Kentucky because the drive was too long and he was a flight risk for that long in the air, but when he saw the Magic he thought that bitch looked attractive. He plowed it, woke up on Sunday and saw that she was UUUUUUUUUUUUGLY, so he bailed back to his wife.
I will now leave and go back to the Irrelevance Apartment complex. If OD pelts another tomato at my window Im going to get my shotgun, or call Vincent Vega, whichever is cheaper in the long run.