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ESPYs ain't got nuthin' on me

It is with great pride that I announce a new SB award of my own making, dedicated to honoring those in the world of sports who insist on blaming everything other than their own piss-poor performance, who spend more energy whining than actually working on their game, who seem to have a perpetual tree up their behinds in general.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present:

Jade’s Suck It Up, Bitch award, sponsored by Midol.

This award will also to be referred to as the SKIP B award, in honor of the biggest whiner in sports journalism today (otherwise, we’d have to give it to him every time).

And the honor of being the first Suck It Up, Bitch award winner goes to…