I dont know why ESPN wants me to cry during the middle of the day so badly, but the easiest way to make my office significantly dusty is to play Jim Valvanos speech at the ESPYs from March 1993. Even now, 12 years later, it gets me. It's like if Brian Piccolo has to go shoot Old Yeller.
Go donate some money to the V Foundation or participate in ESPN Radios online auction. This'll probably be the classiest thing they'll do all year, so let's help out.