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This is the archive for November 2009

Brother Ochocinco, Order of the Rose

Chad Ocho-Snuggie

Yes, that's Ocho Cinco in a Snuggie. He bought it on Black Friday, when it was only $5. Great (comedic) value!

A Special Message from Bud Adams

This is quite possibly the funniest viral video clip I've seen in ages. Thanks for all the comedy, Bud Adams. You're the most entertaining 800-year-old AFL founder ever.

The best part of this whole thing? Bud Adams spent most of the game sitting next to Roger Goodell, the NFL commissioner. Think maybe Bud was sending him a message in the fourth-quarter after Roger had left the luxury box? Or maybe this is some long-standing feud with 91-year-old Ralph Wilson, owner of the Buffalo/Toronto Bills. I kind of like that idea. I'd love to see a sitcom with Bud Adams and Ralph Wilson redoing Grumpy Old Men, except with millions of dollars to throw around and NFL franchises.

The NFC Side Of Things Plus SB Picks (2 of 2)

Alright, I'm going to start this off with a rant and then go on into the rest of this here thingy. The Giants. Yes, I picked them to win the NFC East. Yeah, I had them all but set to win the NFC just ONE MONTH AGO. But then, the Saints marched all over them in New Orleans. Okay, one loss, had to happen eventually. Then, came the Cards doing their thing in Jersey. 5-2. Still in first but the margin for error's getting slim. No matter, Eagles coming to town and they got theirs coming. Yeah, Philly did. 40-17. No, I'm not sure if that can of ass whippin' came complete with a Philly Cheese Steak. So last night, I sit down in the basement watching the end of the Chargers/Giants game and well...I about lost it. All of a sudden, I felt like 2006 all over again and I just wanted Coughlin gone. I'm sitting here watching Phillip Rivers have all the time in the world to find receivers, then watching moments later as Shawne Merriman comes rushing off the edge like he was heading for Tila Tequila. Then I ask...

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At The Not Quite Turkey Day Mark (NFL Breakdown 1 of 2)

Well, here we are. Just hours away from the battle in Denver, with the Super Bowl Champion Steelers travelling to the Broncos. Before this, I'm more or less inclined to seperate the "game from the truth". Basically let you in on the teams you need to watch and those teams which well, are gonna be running hellafied game from now until the end of next month. But before I go there, let me check on my picks and see how each are doing respectively...
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