Newest Entry into the Pantheon
But our newest member of the Pantheon of Badassery gets in for a letter.
Roger... You might've lost your vocal voice to go out to the movies. But you're still a hell of a wordsmith, old man...
Roger Ebert's Letter to Jay Mariotti.
Oh, and Jay, we're not fucking hiring you. Go choke on a bag o' dicks. And while I'm at it. I hope Woody Paige stomps on your balls with a cowboy boot, complete with spur.
Roger Ebert, join the real men. You're in like Flynn.