An Open Letter to Sport Parents...
I'm a 25 year old Hispanic male who's in a relationship with a single mother. Of course, I'm a semi-father figure to her daughter. Every day I want her to sign up for sports, I mean every parental figure wants their child to do something in their life. However, the more I'm seeing out of sports parents, the less I want her to get into sports. As Ron, Jade, and Chris know, I'm a sports man all the way. I was raised in two sports hotbeds, the states of Texas and Tennessee.
When I was playing youth football, I didn't get enough playing time, I'll admit it. However, I was a bit undersized as a child. It was for my safety to not see a lot of time. Which I did learn a lot about the game sitting on the sidelines, and I got in a bit of time in some games. I even made some lifelong friends. Some of them view this site, and one of them has a site linked to Sports Bastards.
The point is, parents are forgetting the real point of youth sports. From youth sports, I made a lot of friends. I learned what competiton was. I even had enough of a love of sports that I carried on to middle school. I then carried that one to high school where I was lucky to start two years as a Right Offensive Tackle because I wasn't that atlethic yet I had strength. Later, I had a great head coach that believed in me and worked with me on my speed. He then put me in as the starting Mike Linebacker.
I wasn't the greatest player ever. As you see, I'm a sports writer. I'm still in sports, but not playing. I'll leave that to the pros. However, the love of the game is what keeps us going here. However, the love of the game is what makes me sick when I have to talk to you frothing from the mouth fucktarded parents.
In my opinion, most of you fucking morons need help...
When it comes down to it, sports parents like the guy in the ESPN article are failed people. They tried to play sports, but they weren't man or woman enough to admit that they weren't as good as they thought they were to get into college or the pros. In fact, you want stats. Only about 10 percent of people in the world are good enough to get into professional sports. Not even the Chinese sports machine can crank out successful athletes at a high number.
Not all kids can be of extraordinary ability and strength. I wasn't. Ron wasn't. Chris preferred academics. Jade is a proud parent, and I'm sure she's as horrified about these morons that yell at the coach because little Jimmy doesn't get to play the whole game. The fact that these assholes think they're in the right for causing kids to cry because their kid isn't getting the time that Peter isn't need to be beaten with a steel dildo by a psychotic in a Bugs Bunny outfit while said psycho is singing "Beat It."
I've seen my own sister put out a hissy fit the proportions of when she was a kid when her oldest son didn't get to bat during that baseball game. She did this right in front of me. My response. A nice large hand over her mouth. Yeah, she bit me to try to keep yelling. I then carried her off the field, because I'm a giant and she's fucking anorexic.
She joined many famous parents in little league stupidity. Such as Dean William Romanowki of TITS. If you don't know the joke, read here. Yeah, she got that bad. I then yelled at my dear older sister, "What the fuck are you thinking, you neurotic whore?!!"
Contrast that to my kid sister, who could give a shit if her kids play all the time or not. As long as they have a good time, that's all she wants. And that's what's missing today. The fact that kids aren't allowed to have fun thanks to these lumbering asshole dads who are compensating for a small penis by making sure the Jimmy and Timmy get all the playing time. Fuck the rest of your kids. As long as my kid plays, fuck all of you.
If you carry that attitude during a Pee Wee game, walk out into traffic and stand there until a truck hits you. You get points in Heaven if Jade's driving. However, if Len is driving, he gets to piss on your corpse.
So, I like to know, readers and moron parents, when the fuck is it going to end? When will you fucking baboon mentality style parents stop?
A regular fucking joe,
Posted 10/24/06 by Rich | Filed under: An Open Letter To...
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