Denny Green says: "You are who I think you are!"
Monday night, after his Cardinals were gobbled up in the second half by a ferocious Bears defense resulting in a Chicago come-from-behind 24-23 victory, Dennis Denny Green stepped up to the podium and unleashed a forty-second flurry that still has sports fans buzzing. With new quotables like, THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! and If youre gonna crown them, THEN GO AHEAD AND CROWN THEY ASS! its no wonder Dennys inspired his Arizona Cardinals to a stirring 1-5 start.
Thats right Denny, the Bears were who you thought they were--the fucking Bears. And you were who they thought you were--the fucking Cardinals. The more I think about it the more Ive come to believe that the Bears offensive machine wasnt broken on Monday Night--theyve just gotten so good theyve decided to start tanking plays on purpose to dig themselves a hole just so they can have a challenge.
And so, after the game Denny assumes the position and delivers his meltdown in glorious fashion. Watching it reminded me of some of my favorite head coach meltdowns from seasons past. So, feeling nostalgic, I did like any other idiot with a keyboard does when theyre feeling nostalgic--I clicked over to Youtube to have my fill of some of that good stuff.
Now, this montage is hardly adequate in displaying the cream of the crop when it comes to tirades, its still a fun slice of history that Im sure you people will enjoy, with Dennys tantrum thrown in for good measure.