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The Suck Train that is John Cena.

John Cena busted a phat freestyle in the pages of USA Weekend as part of his interview. Here it is, in all its lame glory.

This is John Cena, WWE, bear witness
"Flex" magazine, cover, Mr. Fitness
Eat your protein bars and drink your shakes up
I'm gettin' money, 'bout to get the cake up
Fatigue hat, camo' to the background
Comin' up, I'm Raw, but I still SmackDown,
Your face got the bass killin' in the beat
This is a cappella, still my name's spillin' in the street
Yeah, that's right, this is John Cena and we leakin'
Read the publication USA WEEKEND

I don't even have to provide any jokes for this one. His 'freestyles' have always been a joke; this just further cements his whiteness.
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Too easy to rip this weegro apart, I'll save it for Luis.

Posted by Rich at 10/16/06 08:58:25

[Scurries home to find 'The Book O' Freestyles]

This bastico's worked my last nerve now...he's on da brand spanking new SHIT LIST!!! :)

Posted by at 10/19/06 16:25:10

If you want to read about WWE bastards, you've got to check out this piece o' comedy. It's not 1 bastard or 5's a whole damn bastard royale.

Here it is:

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