Lights out for the lights out dance

While some changes are bad, there are always good changes, too. While the world is a darker place for the loss of one of my favorite baseball announcers of all time, the world has brightened somewhat with the demise of Steroidin' Shawne Merriman’s Lights Out spastic fit/dance. It’s about time, too, because it was one of the most retarded ‘celebration dances’ in the history of the NFL.

Shawne’s dance, which closely resembles shooting up with steroids, was the subject of much discussion as the New England Patriots, after dismantling the Chargers in the playoffs, celebrated by mocking Merriman’s dance skills. These things happen when you lose the game, and while some thought it was disrespectful, I didn’t. What was disrespectful in the first place was inventing the lame dance when a simple fist pump, head butt, or break dancing spin would suffice.

Good riddance. Get creative like Chad Johnson or go home.

Posted 08/15/07 by Ron | Filed under: NFL

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Fuck your Chad Johnson! We all know Harry Douglas is the real "Ocho Cinco". Go Deion Sanders or go home!

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Deion went home. Ocho Cinco is the Truth damnit. Recognize! :P

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