Break in the newbies!

Tiger Woods won yet another PGA tournament, this time over a bunch of people you’ve never heard of and will probably never hear from again, like ~~Thurston~~ Charles Howell III and such notable tour rookies as rookies Andrew Buckle, Brandt Snedeker, and Jeff Quinney. Like any good seasoned prison inmate, Tiger welcomed these fresh fish into his house the only way possible: wait for them to drop the soap and then give it to them hard.

Welcome to the Tiger Woods PGA tour, bitches! Hope you like the smell of failure!

Meanwhile, DJ Gallo sums up my thoughts on Tiger’s phony wins streak perfectly in today’s ~~Daily Quickie~~ AM Jump.

Tiger Woods won in his first PGA appearance of the year yesterday at the Buick Invitational, giving him seven consecutive victories. Of course, that's only consecutive PGA victories. Woods has losses in Japan, China, the Ryder Cup and the World Match Play Championships mixed in there. It's kind of like how my college roommate was undefeated at Madden, but only if you didn't count all the games he shut off when he was losing in the fourth quarter.

Posted 01/29/07 by Ron | Filed under: Golf

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Can't feel too sorry for the n00bs, you could tell the fact that they were still in the top spots going into Sunday was going to their heads a wee bit. I think it was Snedeker who, when asked what he'd do if he got paired up with Tiger, said, "I'll shake his hand and say, 'Hi, Eldrick.'"

Baaaaaaaad n00b. You knew Tiger was going to drop the pwnage on him after that. :)

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