This is why we can't drive nice things!

Note to Admiral Fred Smoot: It’s probably best to put the double dong down while you’re driving a car. Cars move faster and are more likely to run into something than boats. If you don’t, then you might wreck your car and break your jaw in five places, knocking yourself out of this Sunday’s Vikings/Rams game.

Posted 12/27/06 by Ron | Filed under: NFL

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Smoot. It is a funny name. And Smoot + double dong = hilarity.

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