His Airness Wants the Answer, Dammit!

According to the Worldwide, CNNSI, and anyone with the ear to the ground, Iverson wants out. NOW. As heard on Sportscenter, His Airness, Michael Jordan is flexing his ownership muscle in Charlotte. He's actually muscling up and telling the dumbasses in Charlotte to get the money ready.

As a pundit of the NBA, this makes sense for a team with nothing to lose. Charlotte Bobcats aren't exactly lighting up anything. And with 10 million in cap space, Jordan looks like a fucking genius. So, let's say Air pulls this off. Does this mean we'll forget his Washington Wizards fuckups? Not entirely; but we'll get close enough to it.

Keep it open, fuckers. If his Airness gets Charlotte's numbskull owners off their asses, he might have pulled off the coup de grace of the 2006-07 year. Of course, he has to get Iverson to stop laughing long enough to get him in the meeting room...

Posted 12/10/06 by Rich | Filed under: NBA

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If there's one thing Michael Jordan knows, it's gambling.

If there's two things Jordan knows, it's gambling and playing hoops.

If there's three things Jordan knows, it's gambling, playing hoops, and marketing. They've got Tarheels to appeal to the college hoops fans. They've got Adam Morrison to appeal to fans of the white throwback gunner. All they need is someone to appeal to blacks at large.

That would be, of course, your Answer.

Posted by Ron at 12/10/06 12:19:17

If MJ can get Allen Iverson and somehow, I know he won't, ditch Adam Morrison, I'll be so happy.

Posted by Chris at 12/10/06 12:47:17

Chris, don't be racist against crackers.

Posted by Ron at 12/10/06 13:05:53