Assault Weapons Magazine's Man of the Year: Donna Shalala
Bryan Pata was such a consequence, killed yesterday around 7:30 PM in a parking lot from gunshot wounds. As appropriate, Miami senior safety Brandon Meriweather returned fire, but in another failing of their university football program, failed to hit the guy that killed his teammate and friend. Thats just sad.
Three shots and no connections. At least when teammate DB Willie Cooper was shot in the butt, he and his posse managed to clip the fleeing SUV. Meriweather couldnt hit anything.
Rich believes this is the Universitys fault for not protecting its players, and I agree. So I have a solution that will keep Miamis thugs safe and boost their reputation amongst the murder friendly rap community. Mandatory firearms training.
Thats right, gang, I went there.
These guys are going to have guns. Lets be real. They do go to the U. Even more damning, most of them live in Miami itself, so they need those guns to protect themselves from Cubans, drug-dealers, and other UM football players. So if they have guns, they may as well know how to use them.
Nothing gives you less street cred than shooting yourself in the cock while trying to draw your automatic from the waistband of your stretchy football pants. Its the only thing more embarrassing than shooting at someone who killed your friend and not getting sweet Die Hard revenge. Obviously these guys arent going to stay out of trouble, or situations where they can get into trouble (like I said, theyre dumb jocks at Miami), and they wont go to the police or even the coaches to get a little protection.
Its the only sensible solution. Besides, we might get lucky and someone will accidentally bust a cap in Donna Shalalas empty skull. Booya!
Posted 11/08/06 by Ron | Filed under: NCAA Football
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