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Serena Williams IS Johna Blackenroe in "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!"

“I swear to God, I’m fuckin’ takin’ this ball and shovin’ it in(?) your fuckin’ throat… I swear to God.”--Serena Williams.

This is why I love tennis. Not only is it an impressive display of athletic skills, there's always the chance for someone to have a catastrophic meltdown of McEnroe proportions. John truly was a trailblazer, wasn't he?

It's about fucking time SOMEONE stopped being a Gatorade pitchwoman and started being a tennis player, isn't it?

End of an Era or a Road to Old Beginnings?

Seeing as this is my first post, allow me to introduce myself. I'm God. Ok, I'm not. Please Lord, don't smite me. I know not what I spe...err...type. But yeah, I'm Luis, and I'm awesome. Got a problem with that? Tough luck. Am I better than you? Probably. But that's not why I'm writing this. This particular post is about one thing: tennis. Or more specifically, Andre Agassi. I don't know much about tennis, and I usually don't watch it unless it's female tennis, but I know Agassi. Why? Well, that's because he was my former substitute gym teacher.