Armageddon comes on Halloween of 2006...

I'm going to say this very bluntly. To the readers of Sports Bastards: Run for the fucking hills this Halloween! Why, you ask?

Because the NBA's spokesman for anger management classes is coming out with his brand new rap album. That's right, Ronnie "The Retard" Artest is coming out with an album. Hey, SLAM, do the letters "GED" mean anything? Get one, for fuck's sake.

Seems Ron really did use the free time that Davey Stern gave him to produce absolutely nothing. In fact, I'll leave you with an image that'll burn into your very soul. Yes, even worse than a Rob Zombie movie...

For this Halloween, Ronnie the Retard is dressing as a rapper

For this Halloween, Ronnie the Retard is dressing as a rapper

Posted 09/29/06 by Rich | Filed under: NBA

Trackback

There are currently no trackbacks for this item.

Use this TrackBack url to ping this item (right-click, copy link target). If your blog does not support Trackbacks you can manually add your trackback by using this form.

Comments

Can a duet with Kevin Federline be far behind?!

Posted by Ron at 09/29/06 18:28:50

Federline? Puh-leeze--Ron's got bigger fish to fry. He's waiting to sit in on Paris Hilton's next album.

Posted by Jade at 09/30/06 01:05:37

He's probably waiting for Paris Hilton to sit on him.

Posted by Ron at 09/30/06 01:53:52

I think I still have that Artest song on my old computer. I should find it for cringing's sake.

Posted by Rich at 09/30/06 09:04:36

He promised he won't ask for time off to promote the album this year, so that's a step in the right direction.

Posted by JK at 09/30/06 20:48:37

Anyone remember when Artest was pushing his albums while interviewing reporters...from his car...days after his season-ending suspension was delivered to him.

Posted by at 10/02/06 15:05:17

I actually, do, to be honest. Somebody sent me a clip of it, and whatever they're smoking at SLAM, I want some of it. I might be eating Cheetos for days, but what's a little munchies with a Ricky Williams special, eh?

Posted by Rich at 10/03/06 06:52:13

As one of Artest's biggest fans...[yeah
I'm crazy enough to say it]I can say I won't waste money on this.

I don't know who he has on it, don't care who he has on it, but I'm not going to let it take away the fact that
he's the single best defensive player in the L not named Wallace [Ben] or Bowen [Brucie].

PS- I'm still waiting on my invite to blog here regularly. :)

Posted by at 10/13/06 15:02:02

http://www.uggcanadashops.net/ ugg canada
http://www.uggcanadashops.n... ugg classic tall
http://www.uggcanadashops.n... ugg ultra tall
http://www.uggcanadashops.n... ugg ultra short
http://www.uggcanadashops.n... ugg classic short metallic
http://www.jacketmoncleruks... moncler jackets uk
http://www.jacketmoncleruks... womens moncler jackets
http://www.jacketmoncleruks... womens moncler coats
http://www.jacketmoncleruks... mens moncler jackets
http://www.jacketmoncleruks... mens moncler coats
http://www.uggscheaponline.... cheap ugg boots
http://www.uggscheaponline.... classic short ugg boots
http://www.uggscheaponline.... classic crochet ugg boots
http://www.uggscheaponline.... classic mini uggs
http://www.uggscheaponline.... classic cardy ugg
http://www.uggsme.net/ ugg boots outlet
http://www.uggsme.net/ugg-b... ugg sundance boots
http://www.uggsme.net/ugg-b... ugg classic short boots
http://www.uggsme.net/ugg-b... new ugg classic short
http://www.uggsme.net/ugg-b... ugg half waterproofing boots

Posted by at 12/13/11 04:08:23

It's a good news that http://www.ugg4me.net/ Cheap Ugg Boots Classical Short with new appearance is the biggest fashion statement for fall and winter of 2011. They could match perfectly with skirts or with shiny http://www.ugg4me.net/ Ugg Boots UK tucked in. If you've been touched, buy Cheap Ugg Boots UK sale with free shipping and no tax now. In addition, the trendy http://www.ugg4me.net/ugg-b... Ugg Boots Classic Short can be cuffed down for a different look as the inside of boots are also filled with beautiful wool. Another reason for that is these natural fleece are soft and flexible http://www.ugg4me.net/ugg-b... Ugg Boots Classic Tall enough to support that way. Hot colors of Classic Short Ugg Boots include chestnut, chocolate, grey and black as they look great with most pieces from any wardrobe. When you are thinking to purchase the fabulous http://www.ugg4me.net/ugg-b... Ugg Boots Bailey Button but Cheap Ugg Boots to pamper your feet, Ugg Classic Short Boots are a wise choice. We have full confidence to make your orders here a pleasant journey.

Posted by at 01/14/12 21:21:31

A good post indeed! That’s the sunny side of your writing, you write in a lucid manner and I have no difficulty to understand what you have said, even though I am a novice.

http://www.realestatesaltla...

Posted by Flower Delivery Mississauga at 01/26/12 01:57:26