Me-O, please go-O away-O

Alright, time for me to give my intro. I'm Rich. Sorry, I'm not God, either. I'm actually a devout Catholic. Might be the fact that I'm also a beaner, but that's enough about that. I was born in Texas. San Antonio, to be precise. Now I live in Nashville, TN. Hence why I wasn't fooled by the Tennessee Titans. I know repackaged crap when I see it, and the Titans are truly stinking it up now like the Oilers of old without Warren Moon. My sport loves are all sports, actually. I'm an all purpose sports man. Scratch that, I can't stand the lesbian-fest called the WNBA, but who can. Okay, enough of offending dykes since no one cares about the WNBA. Time for the real story.

"Note: no dykes were intentionally harmed in that intro. In fact, one dyke punched Rich while writing said intro..."

Being that you know of my Texan roots, I am a devout Cowboys fan through and through. Even when Jerry Jones let go of Jimmy Johnson after bringing them out of Tom Landry's hell. Not Landry's fault, mind you. Just the fact he didn't have much to work with did it for him.

Jerry gave me a sense of hope when he got Bill Parcells. The Big Fucking Tuna. The man who brings any team out of the shitter. Need I say Denver and New York. Come to think of it, he's had to bring two of Dan Reeves's teams out of the shithole. Why didn't ATL get him?!! That's food for thought for another time...

Anyhow, all was well in Cowboyland, until over in Philly, they released the might T.O. Leech. He sucked the life out of the Eagles, and they put him on the bench for good. Then the feeding frenzy began for Me-O. All of us in the Cowboy faithful were hoping not to get the Me-O. Don't believe the media bullshit, Me-O is about as welcome as a case of genital warts. Let's get serious.

Lo and behold, that dumb Arkansas fuck we have as an owner picks up Me-O. Needless to say, he called it a good acquisition. The fans and Parcells called it like it is. Fucking dumb. If only Jerry knew of all the bullshit we'd go through in training camp. The fucking hamstring. The Tour de Oxnard. The fucking "some people" speeches.

And finally the kicker, T.O. now says that he's ready to go. That he's not 100 percent to be T.O., but he can make it. Right... You can make it. YOU BETTER FUCKING DO YOUR JOB, YOU OVERPAID LOUDMOUTH! But alas, I see a meltdown the likes of what we saw in Philly. Apparantly, so does the equipment crew.

(Image credit - Jaime Sue)

Nice fit, isn't it?

Posted 09/04/06 by Rich | Filed under: NFL

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Comments

That's still a great image, hahah. Perfectly sums up Me-O, too.

Posted by Ron at 09/04/06 23:54:20

Wow that image is awesome. ;D

But T.O. needs to stop whimping out and just deciding "Oh I don't feeel like playing today. I'll over exagerate my injury" and get on the field and play like a man.

Posted by Jaime Sue at 09/05/06 00:49:57

i hope he sits out until week 3 so he doesn't have a breakout game against my Redskins in Week 2.

Posted by Anselm at 09/05/06 18:10:19

I hope he sprains his vagina and has to retire.

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