OldLOL is now entering the starting rotation

Roger Clemens, OldLOL himself, is scheduled to make yet another minor league start today, as the New York Yankees face the mighty Pittsburgh Penguins.

Err, wait, no. The Penguins could probably hit the ball. He’s facing the Pirates of Pittsburgh, the unsuccessful franchise.

I’m glad he could make one major league start without shredding his ancient groin like an overcooked pork roast. Assuming you still count the Pirates as a major league team, which they are only because baseball doesn’t have a relegation system like European professional football (soccer) leagues.

I look forward to many more starts from Roger; he’ll pitch 6 strong innings, post an ERA under 3, and never get a single win because he’s handing the ball off to people like Ron Villone, Luis Vizcaino, and Kyle “pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth” Farnsworth.

Posted 06/09/07 by Ron | Filed under: MLB

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How's this for stupid TV sports management? At the moment, I am stuck watching this game on MLB.com Gameday, because DIRECTV has an agreement with Fox that they will block any out-of-market games that interfere with Fox's Saturday baseball game.

The Fox game doesn't start until 4:00pm, at which point this game could be over.

I could see the game live on MLB.tv, but that would involve paying for either a monthly or yearly subscription, and I'll be damned if I'm going to shell out a bunch of money to watch just one game. (If I was going to do that, I'd go to the damn ballpark.) I could listen to the game on Gameday Audio, but that costs money, too.

Can't wait until my husband gets home wanting to watch the game, only to find out that he can't; trust me, it's not going to be pretty.

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