Folsom Prison Titan Blues

And so it begins.

The classic athlete move in any situation involving suspensions, legal trouble, or any kind of malfeasance is to immediately start shifting blame, weaseling out, mentioning tainted supplements, and generally trying to incriminate others in such a way as to look less guilty of whatever it is you did that you’re trying to hide (anyone up for some tainted B 12 shots?) Hell, our entire legal system runs on the snitch principle: rat out on others before they can rat out on you.

So, in an effort so save some of a year’s pay, Pacman Jones has decided to make it rain one more time, with this gigantic PDF file of NFL player arrests over the last 7 years. It’s like my world-famous and Jaime-hated Prison Blues Vs. Orange Jumpsuits series detailing last season’s all-time all-crime squads, the Bengals and Chargers, but better.

I don’t know about you, but I know what I’m doing for the next few hours.

Posted 05/10/07 by Ron | Filed under: NFL

Trackback

There are currently no trackbacks for this item.

Use this TrackBack url to ping this item (right-click, copy link target). If your blog does not support Trackbacks you can manually add your trackback by using this form.

Comments

Hahahahahahahahahaha--that's like when a kid says to his mom, "How come I get punished? Johnny did worse and you didn't punish HIM!"

Posted by Jade at 05/10/07 15:35:48

bentley motors watches http://www.watchesairs.com/ replica watches graham swordfish watch.

Posted by sport watches at 10/17/11 20:11:34

cartier tank francaise watches http://www.watchesairs.com/ replica watches datejust watches.

Posted by tissot classic watches at 10/17/11 20:15:12

diablo 3 system requirements http://www.diablo3goldvip.com/ Diablo Gold buy diablo 3

Posted by rift sales at 10/18/11 01:01:25

mmo gold http://www.webshopvip.com/ gold wow world http://www.webshopvip.com/p... wow power leveling leveling wow.

Posted by rift price at 10/18/11 01:08:21

replica longines watches http://www.expwatches.org/ replica watches bvlgari watches.

Posted by jaeger lecoultre at 11/02/11 03:16:53

casabalance watches http://www.tobuywatches.com/ replica watches replica tag heuer watches.

Posted by never lasts a day at 11/02/11 03:21:22

master control watches http://www.macywatch.com/pa... danae watches.

Posted by rond louis watches at 11/02/11 20:14:53

omega olympic collection watches http://www.watchescode.org/ replica watches a lange and sohne watches.

Posted by breitling for bentley watches at 11/02/11 20:18:26

rift payment http://www.inriftgold.com/ Rift Gold Planes of Telara http://www.cheaprift.com/ BuyRift Gold rift game gold.

Posted by rift game gold at 11/04/11 04:21:00

zypher wow http://www.sopgold.com/ wow gold ore cheep wow gold http://www.sopgold.com/powe... wow power leveling wow gold prices.

Posted by leveling guide wow at 11/04/11 04:28:48

fake panerai watches http://www.watchesbasic.org/ replica watches tsubmersible watches.

Posted by cartier tank americaine watches at 11/12/11 00:09:11

fake jaeger lecoultre http://www.tricwatches.com/... omega constellation watches.

Posted by explorer watches at 11/12/11 00:15:10

buy wow gold safely http://www.sopgame.com/ wow gold wow gold prices http://www.sopgame.com/powe... wow power leveling woweurope.

Posted by diablo 2 cheats at 11/14/11 23:52:30

wow gold online http://www.sopgold.com/ wow gold sms wow blacksmithing guide http://www.sopgold.com/powe... wow power level safe wow gold.

Posted by rift money making at 11/14/11 23:57:10

The ugg boots tess suede are one of the most http://www.designershoeuksh... Prada Shoes popular women's sheepskin boots. Insole features a genuine http://www.casub.com/ Canada Goose sheepskin sockliner that naturally wicks away moisture and keeps feet dry.Stacked leather outsole http://www.uggsatcanada.com/ Ugg Boots and heel continue the western flair of this chic boot. this style is designed to be worn barefoot to maximize the http://www.ghdieshops.com/ GHD Hair Straighteners benefits of the sheepskin. Precision craftsmanship is evident in the boots Fleece footbed will form to http://www.designershoeuksh... Mens Prada American Cup Shoes each foot individually. 6wG8YwWP84bQ12-26

Posted by at 12/26/11 02:50:44

wow gold online movement to the finished product a http://www.inwowgold.com/ cheap wow buy gold safe wow gold sites http://www.inwowgold.com/po... wow power level through the helium in the decompression molten-wow.com.

Posted by wow armory eu at 01/07/12 01:03:37

leveling wow men Cartier watches this is the latest 2 http://www.inwowgold.com/ really cheap wow gold wow gold store http://www.inwowgold.com/po... leveling wow winding movement the performance is sell wow gold.

Posted by fast rift gold at 01/07/12 01:07:53

hbqnhzww http://paydayloanslkc.co.uk/ payday loans 8]]] http://paydayloanslkc.com/ payday loan ytyzG http://paydayloanslkc.ca/ payday loan Canada 6729

Posted by payday loans at 05/22/12 09:07:06

ctmpqpbm http://paydayloanslts.co.uk/ payday loans kxwFqz http://paydayloanslts.com/ quick payday loans 5621 http://paydayloanslts.ca/ Cash Advance CHpPpP http://autoinsurancequotesq... car insurance rates nvkVHE

Posted by payday loans at 05/23/12 09:20:44

bnkcxo http://paydayloansltw.co.uk/ payday loans 8]]] http://paydayloansltw.com/ same day loans qOocNC http://paydayloansltw.ca/ payday loan gGAwt

Posted by payday loans at 05/24/12 12:25:09

jopebld http://paydayloansltn.ca/ payday loan %-[[[ http://paydayloansltn.co.uk/ payday loans >:-[ http://paydayloansltn.com/ payday loans 8]]] http://carinsuranceqx.com/ auto insurance >:-OOO

Posted by payday loan at 05/25/12 12:11:03

ezfbihv http://paydayloanszax.co.uk/ payday loans %-[[[ http://paydayloanszax.com/ payday loans ZKkhO http://paydayloanszax.ca/ Cash Advance 8398

Posted by payday loans at 05/26/12 14:25:13

tberxcu http://paydayloanszas.com/ payday loans 4312 http://paydayloanszas.ca/ payday loans >:]] http://paydayloanszas.co.uk/ payday loans ANVrh

Posted by payday loans at 05/27/12 11:36:54

skoroq http://paydayloanszz.com/ payday loans 8]]] http://paydayloanszz.ca/ payday loans fRFijJ http://paydayloanszz.co.uk/ payday loans UXBPa

Posted by payday loans at 05/28/12 11:39:43

vdkyunyc http://paydayloanszq.com/ fast cash advance 8]]] http://paydayloanszq.ca/ payday loans KkKzfd http://paydayloanszq.co.uk/ Payday advance dEaME

Posted by fast cash advance at 05/29/12 09:44:35

balxuqr http://paydayloanszn.com/ payday loans 0583 http://paydayloanszn.ca/ payday loans =-] http://paydayloanszn.co.uk/ payday loans =-]

Posted by payday loans at 05/30/12 10:47:43

uabdif http://paydayloanszd.com/ payday loans =-] http://paydayloanszd.ca/ payday loans FYaXt http://paydayloanszd.co.uk/ payday loans 8]]]

Posted by payday loans at 05/31/12 10:25:03

ljjrkoj http://paydayloanszr.co.uk/ payday loans online pINHIQ http://paydayloanszr.com/ payday loans 5505 http://paydayloanszr.ca/ payday loans 8677

Posted by payday loans online at 06/01/12 14:25:56

bgyniif http://paydayloanszc.co.uk/ payday cash =-] http://paydayloanszc.com/ quick payday loans 9085 http://paydayloanszc.ca/ pay day loans hXJRSt

Posted by payday cash at 06/04/12 17:54:16

kkpksek http://paydayloanszj.co.uk/ pay day loans MMKAZp http://paydayloanszj.com/ fast payday loan 2356 http://paydayloanszj.ca/ payday loans UViZr

Posted by pay day loans at 06/05/12 13:35:26

wdatdzdp http://paydayloanszx.co.uk/ instant Payday Loans PFDZl http://paydayloanszx.com/ payday loan TAnMB http://paydayloanszx.ca/ payday loans 1075

Posted by instant Payday Loans at 06/06/12 15:49:25

cgourv http://paydayloansfca.com/ payday loans =-] http://paydayloansfca.ca/ payday loans GkvAr http://paydayloansfca.co.uk/ payday UK 8908

Posted by payday loans at 06/07/12 18:19:58

oewtnf http://paydayloansfcb.co.uk/ payday loans 0132 http://paydayloansfcb.com/ instant payday loans VMFXiT http://paydayloansfcb.ca/ cash advance online %-[[[

Posted by payday loans at 06/08/12 12:56:50