The untold Mitch Mustain iChat Convo
MITCHDAMAN: so coach nutt I hate your fucking proggie bcause Reggie is teh star and im not so I'm gng 2 a scool that apprseaates me
bigARKnutt: Whar's dat, boy?
coachPETE4sale: Right here at QB University, Houston. How're you doing, still losing in the SEC?
bigARKnutt: Fuck you, Carroll. God damn Yankee pretty boy! I know how to coach up some footbaw!
BeckTEHBoss: Eloquent as always, Houston. You damn inbred.
bigARKnutt: Oh Lawdy, who lat Jezebel in har!
MITCHDAMAN: MOOOOOM! i'm trying to be a big boi an conduc sum busines
BeckTEHBoss: Mitchie! You know that Mommie makes all your business decisions for you. You're just not big enough yet, son.
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bigARKnutt: Wut's da matter, Becky? Ya think ya boy gonna actually grow up and you lose all your money lak your hubbay!
coachPETE4sale: All this morality coming from a man who fucked a Little Rock reporter while married.
bigARKnutt: Ey! Shut yer mouf, boy! At least I didn't get outclassed by a Negro and an I-Talian over at that thar New York Jets!
MITCHDAMAN: what r u al talkn abut
BeckTEHBoss: Mitchell! The adults are talking. Well, two of us. Mommie's not sure that Coach Nutt is an adult.
bigARKnutt: Womun! If I want yer gawd damn lip, I'd scrape it off of Gus Mazahn's dick!
BeckTEHBoss: Houston... Let's not discuss that. There's some things that Mitch doesn't need to know.
MITCHDAMAN: u blu coach mazahn eww!
coachPETE4sale: Well, this conversation just degenerated into a big scandal...
bigARKnutt: Yuh! Lak dat house you got fer Reggie Bush, bah gawd!
coachPETE4sale: Dammit, Houston. I ought to fly to Arkansas to kick your ass.
bigARKnutt: C'mon, boy! I'll pack a lunch. We go all night long!
BeckTEHBoss: Gentlemen, we're discussing my son's future...
bigARKnutt: Yah. Real big like future. As da numbah five quartaback at UofSC.
BeckTEHBoss: Peter... You didn't tell me that last night...
coachPETE4sale: Uh... I gotta talk to the AD... Yeah...
User coachPETE4Sale signed off at 5:30 PM
MITCHDAMAN: u ruin my carer mom! I HAT U! IM GOING TO DADS!
User MITCHDAMAN signed off at 5:31 PM
BeckTEHBoss: I hope your happy, Houston. My lawyer will be in contact with you tomorrow.
bigARKnutt: Is he doin dat for yah pro bono. I bet dat involves sucking on his bone, don it?
BeckTEHBoss: You are such a pig, Mr. Nutt...
bigARKnutt: Hell yah! GO HOGS!
BeckTEHBoss: Ugh.
BeckTEHBoss:Wait, who's there...
You have been blocked from IM by BeckTEHBoss
That's all folks...
Posted 04/22/07 by Rich | Filed under: NCAA Football
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