The untold Mitch Mustain iChat Convo
We here at Sports Bastards have this odd thing. Sometimes we can tap into secret convos like the guys over at PBoink's Dugout. Although B and crew actually get into MLB chats, our tech is so shitty that we can only get NCAA ones. But all the better, really. Here's the Mitch Mustain convo for all of you to gag at.
MITCHDAMAN: so coach nutt I hate your fucking proggie bcause Reggie is teh star and im not so I'm gng 2 a scool that apprseaates me
bigARKnutt: Whar's dat, boy?
coachPETE4sale: Right here at QB University, Houston. How're you doing, still losing in the SEC?
bigARKnutt: Fuck you, Carroll. God damn Yankee pretty boy! I know how to coach up some footbaw!
BeckTEHBoss: Eloquent as always, Houston. You damn inbred.
bigARKnutt: Oh Lawdy, who lat Jezebel in har!
MITCHDAMAN:
MOOOOOM! i'm trying to be a big boi an conduc sum busines
BeckTEHBoss: Mitchie! You know that Mommie makes all your business decisions for you. You're just not big enough yet, son.
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bigARKnutt: Wut's da matter, Becky? Ya think ya boy gonna actually grow up and you lose all your money lak your hubbay!
coachPETE4sale: All this morality coming from a man who fucked a Little Rock reporter while married.
bigARKnutt: Ey! Shut yer mouf, boy! At least I didn't get outclassed by a Negro and an I-Talian over at that thar New York Jets!
MITCHDAMAN: what r u al talkn abut
BeckTEHBoss: Mitchell! The adults are talking. Well, two of us. Mommie's not sure that Coach Nutt is an adult.
bigARKnutt: Womun! If I want yer gawd damn lip, I'd scrape it off of Gus Mazahn's dick!
BeckTEHBoss: Houston... Let's not discuss that. There's some things that Mitch doesn't need to know.
MITCHDAMAN: u blu coach mazahn eww!
coachPETE4sale: Well, this conversation just degenerated into a big scandal...
bigARKnutt: Yuh! Lak dat house you got fer Reggie Bush, bah gawd!
coachPETE4sale: Dammit, Houston. I ought to fly to Arkansas to kick your ass.
bigARKnutt: C'mon, boy! I'll pack a lunch. We go all night long!
BeckTEHBoss: Gentlemen, we're discussing my son's future...
bigARKnutt: Yah. Real big like future. As da numbah five quartaback at UofSC.
BeckTEHBoss: Peter... You didn't tell me that last night...
coachPETE4sale: Uh... I gotta talk to the AD... Yeah...
User coachPETE4Sale signed off at 5:30 PM
MITCHDAMAN: u ruin my carer mom! I HAT U! IM GOING TO DADS!
User MITCHDAMAN signed off at 5:31 PM
BeckTEHBoss: I hope your happy, Houston. My lawyer will be in contact with you tomorrow.
bigARKnutt: Is he doin dat for yah pro bono. I bet dat involves sucking on his bone, don it?
BeckTEHBoss: You are such a pig, Mr. Nutt...
bigARKnutt: Hell yah! GO HOGS!
BeckTEHBoss: Ugh.
BeckTEHBoss:Wait, who's there...
You have been blocked from IM by BeckTEHBoss
That's all folks...
Posted 04/22/07 by Rich | Filed under: NCAA Football
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