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The untold Mitch Mustain iChat Convo

We here at Sports Bastards have this odd thing. Sometimes we can tap into secret convos like the guys over at PBoink's Dugout. Although B and crew actually get into MLB chats, our tech is so shitty that we can only get NCAA ones. But all the better, really. Here's the Mitch Mustain convo for all of you to gag at.

Mitch da Bitch MITCHDAMAN: so coach nutt I hate your fucking proggie bcause Reggie is teh star and im not so I'm gng 2 a scool that apprseaates me

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Whar's dat, boy?

Teh TAN MAN coachPETE4sale: Right here at QB University, Houston. How're you doing, still losing in the SEC?

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Fuck you, Carroll. God damn Yankee pretty boy! I know how to coach up some footbaw!

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Eloquent as always, Houston. You damn inbred.

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Oh Lawdy, who lat Jezebel in har!

Mitch da Bitch MITCHDAMAN: MOOOOOM! i'm trying to be a big boi an conduc sum busines

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Mitchie! You know that Mommie makes all your business decisions for you. You're just not big enough yet, son.

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Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Wut's da matter, Becky? Ya think ya boy gonna actually grow up and you lose all your money lak your hubbay!

Teh TAN MAN coachPETE4sale: All this morality coming from a man who fucked a Little Rock reporter while married.

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Ey! Shut yer mouf, boy! At least I didn't get outclassed by a Negro and an I-Talian over at that thar New York Jets!

Mitch da Bitch MITCHDAMAN: what r u al talkn abut

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Mitchell! The adults are talking. Well, two of us. Mommie's not sure that Coach Nutt is an adult.

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Womun! If I want yer gawd damn lip, I'd scrape it off of Gus Mazahn's dick!

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Houston... Let's not discuss that. There's some things that Mitch doesn't need to know.

Mitch da Bitch MITCHDAMAN: u blu coach mazahn eww!

Teh TAN MAN coachPETE4sale: Well, this conversation just degenerated into a big scandal...

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Yuh! Lak dat house you got fer Reggie Bush, bah gawd!

Teh TAN MAN coachPETE4sale: Dammit, Houston. I ought to fly to Arkansas to kick your ass.

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: C'mon, boy! I'll pack a lunch. We go all night long!

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Gentlemen, we're discussing my son's future...

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Yah. Real big like future. As da numbah five quartaback at UofSC.

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Peter... You didn't tell me that last night...

Teh TAN MAN coachPETE4sale: Uh... I gotta talk to the AD... Yeah...

User coachPETE4Sale signed off at 5:30 PM

Mitch da Bitch MITCHDAMAN: u ruin my carer mom! I HAT U! IM GOING TO DADS!

User MITCHDAMAN signed off at 5:31 PM

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: I hope your happy, Houston. My lawyer will be in contact with you tomorrow.

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Is he doin dat for yah pro bono. I bet dat involves sucking on his bone, don it?

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: You are such a pig, Mr. Nutt...

Teh NUTT! bigARKnutt: Hell yah! GO HOGS!

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss: Ugh.

Teh Fat Whore! BeckTEHBoss:Wait, who's there...

You have been blocked from IM by BeckTEHBoss

That's all folks...
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