Al Davis is no longer human...

So, Al Davis introduced his new ~~slave forced to obey~~ head coach, former USC Assistant Lane Kiffin. However, Lane should know one thing that the Sports Bastards have discovered after ~~many nights of drinking tequila~~ much research. As this picture will show you...

Oh Dear Christ!

Al Davis is a lich. That's right, according to many in the Raiders organization, Al originally ceased humanity when they won the Super Bowl back in the 1983 season. Art Shell discovered this the first time in 1995, and he was willingly fired. Art then decided to deal with the devil again. The second time, he found the phylactery.

Now Lane Kiffin will have to hope that he doesn't fall into the Art Shell trap. Of course, it was rumored that former Al Davis discovery, Jon Gruden, offered him his number and a good shop in Oakland for detect evil and dispel scrolls.

(Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. Picture is from Deadspin. If you really think Al is a lich, keep it between fellow D and D geeks. If you're from the Raiders organization, we did promise not to reveal your name...)

Posted 01/24/07 by Rich | Filed under: NFL

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I've learned something today. Davis is an undead spell-caster who defies death by magical means.

The more you know!

Posted by Sooze at 01/24/07 14:22:29

It's the best that tequila could give us. Other than senility, I can't explain his loss of sanity.

Posted by Rich at 01/24/07 14:32:55

Everyone knows Al Davis has lost his mind because of all those years of greedily defending his leprechaun gold.

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I think we have a new avatar for Chris.

Posted by Ron at 01/25/07 11:43:10

Lane or Archlich Al?

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