Prison Blues vs Orange Jumpsuits: Piling on!

I sat on the story of Bengals cornerback Johnathan Joseph being arrested for a few days because I wasn’t sure whether it should count for this season (since we haven’t had the Super Bowl yet) or next season (since the Bengals’ season has been over since January 1). I ultimately decided, after consulting with the other Sports Bastards, that this pot arrest counts for this year, and any further arrests up to and until the day after the Super Bowl will count towards this season.

That’s Cincinnati’s 10th total arrest, compared to only 5 arrests for the Chargers, the NFL’s second most arrested team. Looks like when Rush Limbaugh said that today’s NFL games resemble a fight between the Crips and Bloods without the weapons, he was talking specifically to the Bengals and the Chargers, except for the fact that both these teams almost as well-armed as Tank Johnson and as high as Michael Vick every time they take the field.

As always, the up-to-date scoreboard is below the cut, even though at this point the scoreboard is as unnecessary as a Reggie Bush gymnastics exhibition.

Cincinnati Bengals
Total Arrests: 10
Team Leaders:
Chris Henry (4, multiple offenses bonus)
Odell Thurman (1)
Mathias Askew (1, Taser bonus)
Reggie McNeal (1)
Eric Steinbach (1, boating while drunk)
Deltha O'Neal (1)
Johnathan Joseph (1)

San Diego Chargers
Total Arrests: 5
Team Leaders:
Steve Foley (2, former Bengal, multiple shooting bonus, multiple offenses bonus)
Terrence Kiel (1, felony drug charge bonus)
Shaun Phillips (1)
Markus Curry (1)

Posted 01/24/07 by Ron | Filed under: NFL

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Dude we need to vote for the MVP around Pro Bowl time!!!111!!!!

For those that don't know what the Sports Bastards MVP is, it's the Most Valuable Prisoner. Get to voting :)

Posted by Rich at 01/24/07 12:30:23

I didn't think this was humanly possible, but the Cincinattica Bengals have officially made the Jail Blazers seem like 12 patron saints. 9 different players arrested in 9 months?
That's a record. Even Ruben Patterson isn't amused by this.

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