I MADE A DIPSY DOO IN MY DIAPER DANDIES, BABY!

Yesterday, the subject of Dick Vitale came up between me and Rich. Rich hated Dickie V, but I think occasionally he drops some nuggets of wisdom that are usually swallowed up in his hyperbole. Instead of just talking about how weirdly random Dickie V is, why not try to actually quantify his weirdness with some statistics? I would, but we were beaten to the punch.

The folks over at Card Chronicle actually sat down and, as they watched the University of Louisville Cardinals destroy the UConn Huskies, counted the random Dick Vitale non sequiturs. The grand total (and no doubt a conservative estimate) was 156. One hundred and fifty six Vitale isms not related to the actual game of basketball being played in front of Dick Vitale on the hardwood of Freedom Hall.

You know, that number seems like a lot, but when you actually listen to Dick Vitale, it seems like he mentions a lot more. They must’ve not listed the same things twice.

Posted 01/23/07 by Ron | Filed under: NCAA Basketball

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This shit is screaming for a Bingo game board and Jaime's Photoshop-fu.

Posted by Rich at 01/23/07 16:34:26

Forget that--I smell a helluva fuck-yourself-up-in-no-time drinking game. : D

Posted by Jade at 01/23/07 17:28:44

Damn, I see many drunken posts after a Dickie V called game...

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