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Oww, my groin!


NFL Films presents "Ow, my Groin!" starring George C. Scott as Jerramy Stephens and Ralph Fiennes as Tyler Brayton.

Say what you want to about Jerramy Stephens' lack of testicles (as judging by the way he ignored that knee to the marble sack), but I take it as proof that the cup isn't entirely dead in professional sports. Either way, Stephens has probably been iced down all week, and we can only hope the next time Tyler Brayton steps onto the football field somebody takes him out at the fucking knees.

I know Jerramy Stephens is a prick (he spells his name Jerramy, for fuck's sake), but there's no excusing that. Punch him if he makes you that mad. Step on his face, Albert Haynesworth. Give him a Zidane flying headbutt. A cheap shot is one thing, but a man does not go after another man's unborn that way. Not without retribution.

Professional sports, in many ways, is a self-policing entity. The league comes down on the unruly players, and more importantly, other players come down on unruly players. The hockey goon protects the weak-sister scoring forward. The fireballer plugs a guy on the other team as a warning to the opposing pitcher. A fat guy whacks a figure skater in the calf with a fold-out baton. Tyler Brayton cannot be sleeping easily at night, because if Jerramy Stephens has one friend in the NFL, then that guy's coming after a certain knee-balling Oakland defender.

Fortunately, I don't think Jerramy Stephens has any friends, so Brayton should be okay. For now.
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Dude is a pussy for using the knee shot. No excuse for that unless you're drunk, in a bar, and are facing four guys...which is why I used it once.

Posted by Critic at 11/09/06 08:03:22

If Brayton used a Judo Toss even, I'd have more respect for him. However, Jerramy Stephens is a guy I wouldn't mind pulling a Miami on. In fact, when he comes to TN, I might try it...

Posted by Rich at 11/09/06 08:42:35

Screw Stevens. He's a soft serve cone on two legs. If he played in the 70s, when everything under the sun was legal
and what not, he'd be pushing up daisies by now.

Posted by Len at 11/09/06 15:54:49

In case you hadn't noticed, it was Stephens who brought the first knee up. The fact that he didn't actually make contact simply proves what many of the NFL players have been saying: he's all talk and very little action. No, Brayton shouldn't have given him the knee, but how many of you fellows wouldn't have retaliated when someone tried to do it to you, whether or not they succeeded?

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