Why You Should Care About Wrestlemania XXV (Preview)
Alright, we've done the Japanese wrestler thing...so now we're going to do the Wrestlemania thing. In a little under 8 days, one week from tomorrow, the WWE will stage its biggest event of the year. Since 1984, Wrestlemania has been the be all, end all of wrestling events. That first one was headlined by Cowboy Bob Orton Jr. and Roddy Piper taking on Mr. T and Hulk Hogan. It has gotten bigger ever since and this year, will be no different. So what I will do is give you a rundown of the card, how we got to this point and why should you care about it. Fun? Fucking right it is. Starting with...
It's time for Japanese Wrestlers You Might Not Know.
Blame Jade and Ron's posts, but it's a wrestling sorta time 'round here.
So, who's today's Wrestler...
Kensuke Sasaki.
Which Kensuke (pronounced KENS-kay) is a supremely decorated champion, who also has wife who's as ballsy as he is. Which I'll cover her later, of course.
And if you want to know about why you should know Kensuke... Thanks goes to beproxsoxbro's YouTube Channel.
"Remember kids, you can't go to heaven riding on the Hale-Bopp comet unless you castrate yourself!"
Rich was right when he called me about this. Randy's extreme close-up was really giving off a Heaven's Gate vibe. Not to mention his house full of random people and breakable furniture.
Sports fans with an attitude, SportsBastards is a humorous take on the life-or-death struggle that is sports. It doesn't matter who wins or loses, but if they cover the spread.