If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em
Perhaps to even things up, he should be subject to a few performance-unenhancing measures. So he'd have to smoke a bong full of weed for twenty minutes, down two pints of lager and a Big Mac Meal, spin around till he's dizzy and then race with his eyes shut. If he still manages to qualify for the finals, who can say he hasn't earned it?
03/07/08 | Posted by Anthony | Category General Sports 18 comments | Permalink | No Trackbacks | |