But considering it's the holiday, I will give my thanks in kind.
I give thanks to Tavey, who's stuck with me for the better part of a year as a friend and less than so as my lady.
I give thanks to Ron, Matthew and Kristin who've ventured into this foray of podcasting, because we got bored.
I give thanks to KSK for a place for me to go as a barometer for and to laugh at, because I thought I was a loser until I saw that crew...
I also give thanks to the SB crew, and most especially Mama Jade, who's been there to laugh and remind me of why I'm writing this.
And finally, I give thanks to the Detroit Lions for inevitably bending over and taking in the ass today as the Titans go 11-1.
Go to hell, Brett... You should've stayed retired.
Happy Turkey Day, folks.