Them badass PETA folks has skeered poor Ookie

Michael Vick has turned himself in to U.S. marshals today and will stay in jail until his sentencing in three weeks.

One has to wonder why he has chosen to go to jail before this week's Thanksgiving festivities. After all, Turkey Day is usually considered time spent with friends and family. If one is facing the possibility of spending extended time away from said friends and family, you'd think you'd want to wait until after the holiday to do so.

My thoughts:
1. He's heard that the turducken at Northern Neck Regional Jail is to die for.
2. Mama Ookie is making her godawful green bean casserole again.
3. The thought of watching Thanksgiving Day football gets him all verklempt.
4. It's just not Thanksgiving without the traditional family dogfight before dinner.
5. The PETA people threatened to inflate him with helium and enter him in the Macy's parade.

Feel free to add your own ideas.

Posted 11/19/07 by Jade | Filed under: NFL

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Well, Ookie needs to stay in shape, and he's heard prison is a great place to get buff. Or get stuffed.

Posted by Ron at 11/19/07 20:36:15

He'll be buff and odds are he's going to get STUFFED in more ways than one.

Or maybe he has this foolish pipe dream that Adolf Goodell will let him play ball again and if he goes in earlier than expected, he'll earn some brownie points. Mikey, that's not gonna happen. Iron Hand Goodell isn't letting your dog killing ass anywhere near his product, especially not with every animal rights activist in the world watching to see how he handles you so that any future dumbasses in the NFL doing the same can take notice.

Enjoy watching the NFL in prison, you're going to be doing a lot of that in your immediate future dummy.

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