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Pay For You.

Ya know, I figured I'd switch it up a bit here. Rather than get all ranty and what not, I'd write a song to commemorate jilted A-Fraud and the most storied contradiction...err, franchise reuniting. So set to the beat of the Jodeci ballad "Cry For You", Len Corleone presents...Pay For You.

With you A-Fraud,
We've been worthless...
We may never win again...

Its been a month since you been gone,
And that's too long,
So come back home,
We won't win with you...
But we will pay you...
We will do what we can,
To have that bat in your nonachieving hand,
We're sorry we renounced you,
But we will pay you,

Gimme that bridge...

You know we'll never win with you,
Ooh yeah,
And yet we'll overpay you,
We will pay you anything,
We're on our knees for you,
Ooh baby,
What did you think we'd do,
We don't know, we don't know
But we'll pay

CHORUS!

A-Fraud we, will pay for you today
Today
*Insert K-Ci's crying here over the sound of Yankee fans moaning*
A-Fraud we, will pay for you today
Today

Second verse!!!


We know we won't win shit with you,
Our spines are with you *and your wife and Bo-cash*,
It's amazing what you won't do (when it counts),
And yet we'll break the bank to keep you,
You're the best we'll ever know *fuck The Captain*,
So what if we'll never get back to Da Show

Bridge!

In October we know you'll never show,
Ooh wee,
Yet we just can't let you go,
We're sorry you'll have Girardi,
We just had to railroad Joe,
We don't know *we really don't*, we don't know
But we'll pay

:-) Cheers! Congrats to A-Fraud and the Yucks for giving us 10 more years of non-achieving and a ton of laughs. You stay contradictory, New York. :P



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Thanks, Len--I was afraid you'd actually be upset that the Yankees kept A-Rod. Now we're guaranteed to win, and the Mets are assured to tank once again. :D

Posted by Jade at 11/18/07 17:04:25

Damn; for once..., Len's poetry has prevailed! Fuck A-Rod(!) and the candy-ass monetary joy-stick...he plays with! When it is crunch time, he crunches; when it is game time, he games. Except, the only game is money, and the only crunch is winning. Once again, Fuck A-Rod(!), nobody wants your high-dollar ass except the Yanks'... Oh praise be, art thou loser ass......

Posted by O.D. at 11/19/07 12:57:23

Nah Jadey-kins, why should I be upset?

I've reached a rather profound state of understanding when it comes to women
and teams in general. And honestly, I liken A-Fraud to that golddigging slut that everyone and their mama knows is only in it for the cash. Hence why no man with a right mind or spine, will go anywhere near them.

Enter Captain Save-A-Fraud. The New York Yuckees. They know they're not going to get anything more than a 'wham *great regular season, A-Fraud*
bam *our sheepish fans love you and are
totally sucked in to your act as some type of great player*, thank you ma'am
*Yanks say they won't negotiate with him if he opts out, A-Fraud opts out before the Sawks win the World Series *at this point, if you didn't see A-Fraud coming back to NY, you're a moron* and weeks later, without Bo-cash
present, they get a deal done.

*Mock clap* You two deserve each other.
It'd be like a rich man paying to get the Clap from a female, only it's in a reoccurring loop for the next ten years and to the tune of $275M *or some
gaudy figure like that*. You Yankee fans deserve the disappointment he's going to inevitably bring you each Fall
when it counts, A-Fraud deserves credit
for saying he milked the "most storied franchise in sports" for close to a billion dollars in salary. Or the GNP of several third world countries.

You fans deserve the nonachieving he's going to bring you and he deserves the check he's going to get for 162 games worth of great ball and all that a Man-Diva of his caliber can give you.

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