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Okay, I watched the Sunday Conversation in full involving the Johnsons and I'm sorry...I couldn't resist speaking up on this. Seriously, I just couldn't. I've been an Ocho Cinco fan for a while now, his antics humor me greatly. Simply put, he's a throwback to the days of the Playmaker, only Chad's antics are greater and funnier. They make a sport that's not supposed to be fun outside of seeing grown men slam into each other, fun to watch. From proposing to cheerleaders (which gave Ian Johnson the inspiration to do a year ago :P) to writing heartfelt letters to the No Fun League begging not to be fined, Chad's given us a ton to laugh at. So that's why I take a great deal of offense when I hear he's the reason the Bungals are fucking up this season.

Excuse me? HE is the reason? Is he missing open receivers on offense? No, that's Carson Palmer. Is he missing open tackles, not covering the receivers and making plays that they were making two seasons ago when they lead the league in turnovers forced? No, that's the total lack of defense. Is he failing in preparation from week to week, is he not doing the job he's supposed to be doing as coach? No, that's Marvin Lewis. Supposed great defensive coach who's not so great at coaching up defenses from scratch it would appear.

Bottom line here is this; all Ocho Cinco can do is him. That's it. He can't do Carson's job, he can't do the job of 11 men who are paid to stop the other team from scoring, he can't draw up X's & O's expecting 22 people on both sides of the ball to execute. All he can do is go out there, catch the ball and hope all else falls into place as it should.
Yet this is the dual-edged sword, the double-standard society we live in; when a receiver's doing his thing and the team's winning, his antics are refreshing and funny. We can't wait to see what he'll do next week. Let the losses start piling up, though, and all of a sudden, his antics are a major distraction. He's a problem and all that.

As funny as it was to see the pot calling the kettle black on Sunday, I found it even funnier that we were supposed to have forgotten that only 10 years ago, Keyshawn wrote a scathing tell-all, basically screaming in no uncertain terms "Just Give Me The Damn Ball!". You did everything short of throw the towel boy under the bus for a craptastic season and then, after finally getting your Super Bowl ring, you got sent home for a year because you weren't playing well with others. Who in the fuck are you to pull rank, file or anything on someone? You're unemployed, holmes. Your old team drafted your replacement and sent you packing. You're a has-been trying to tell someone who's doing their thing, how to do it? Please, stop it before I take you seriously.

Chad's antics aren't the reason the Bengals have won only two games all year. But according to the brain-trust at ESPN, he is. As I watched earlier this morning, I couldn't help but laugh after a while. Couldn't help it. Chad was being serious as a heart attack and his demeanor/attitude all but stayed the same throughout. His answers weren't going to change for Me-shawn, ESPN's little whipping boy. Ah well, thanks for the laughs. Keep doing you, Ocho Cinco.
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This is all Marvin Lewis's fault. The so-called defensive guru has built a team that is offensive on the defensive side of the ball (translation: he sucks).

Posted by Ron at 10/23/07 16:57:53

I got into this fight with a Sporting News Writer on my blog. (He got pissed when I suggested his view of Chad Johnson made him a "dick".)

But, obviously--that defense was bad last year, and is more battered this year. Rudi Johnson hasn't been healthy this year.

The idea that is one person's fault, be it Chad, or Marvin, or Carson, is silly. This team's ownership relied on their offense compensating for their defense, never thinking that Rudi could get hurt, or their backup could get hurt, or that their defense could get hurt, or that they would have so many players suspended by the NFL.

It is, in short, a lot of people's fault. The 2nd most efficient receiver in the NFL thus far? Not his fault.

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