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The return of Monday Night Football

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Football is back! The Sex Cannon is back! Horrifying injuries which made me wince are back! It's football season again, YAY!

Words cannot express just how glad I am to be out of the baseball/no sports zone and into some good ol' contact American football again. Not that I don't like the fact that networks air women's professional volleyball in the summer, but it's not the same as some hard-charging, steroid-abusing, brain-scrambling hits from God's Linebacker or the gracefulness of an out route from Ocho Cinco.

Speaking of those two characters, a one-armed Ray Lewis took on a "Hall of Fame?" jacketed Chad Johnson tonight, in what has been the best game of the NFL season (yes, I know the season is a week old). I wish I had live-blogged it, because it was a great back and forth contest with lots of hard hits, a Steve McNair injury (beating my bet by a good 5 weeks), and a comeback-murdering interception of a tipped pass by aptly-named defensive lineman Michael Myers, one of six turn-overs by the Ravens in a game that was as exciting as it was hideous.

The fact that anyone walked off the field tonight is amazing, simply because it seemed at one point that everyone was going to be hurt. The Bengals spent most of the game without 3 starting offensive linemen (Willie Anderson, Levi Jones, and Eric Ghiaciuc), Jonathan Ogden left in the second quarter, Ray Lewis strained his triceps and played the rest of the game with one arm, Chad Johnson had cramping issues, TJ Houshmandzadeh got beaten up over the middle, Steve McNair Fred Taylor'd his groin, BJ Sams sprained his knee, Daniel Wilcox sprained his ankle, and even Bengals kicker Shayne Graham got banged up.

You know it's a rough game when a kicker gets hurt. I'm sure both teams are glad it's over and they won't meet again until Week 10. They'll need the rest. I, for one, can't wait.
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You know somewhere John Madden's going, "Now where in the hell is my HoF jacket?"

Posted by Jade at 09/11/07 02:04:43

I didn't get to see all of the game thanks to trying to nap with the cable fuckers working on my cable... Again. Anyhow, I have cable back and saw the Ocho Cinco jacket. I think we know Madden's headed to his Cincy apartment. Oh, and Chad, he's on his way from a bus from Dallas. You have a chance to run starting now.

Posted by Rich at 09/11/07 06:48:50

Yeah, yeah, you still know what? You still know what?


Posted by Chris at 09/11/07 23:33:58

I always wished that football had a woman's league. I love the brutality of it all and it's my favorite sport to watch and play by far. Baseball is boring unless you can download ringtones while you're at the ballpark.

Posted by at 09/13/07 17:57:37

I'm not sure which one is more "legit" or not, but here are two "Professional" Women's football leagues.


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