The Vince McMahon [Bad] Advice Guide: Entry 1
Anyway, back to the subject that I was trying, but failing, to talk about. So, I'm sitting down, watching the show, and it's an episode where The Hulkster ends up going to a RAW event. His son, Nick Hogan, tagged along, and then ended up getting into a tag match partnering with The Big Show against "The Immovable" Hulk Hogan and John "You Shouldn't See Me" Cena. Blah blah blah, the "match" went on, and that was that.
After the training session formerly known as match was over, Nick is walking backstage with his mohawk and his buddy, who has equally bad hair. They go backstage, flirt with a few of the Diva Search Contestants, which one of those whores basically gives Nick a "Bang Me Free" card...
...and then continues walking backstage. During all this, they happen to pass WWE Chairman and the forerunner for the 2007 Best Dad Award Winner Vince McMahon.
Vince, looking like he just ate a big pile of, "What the fuck am I doing?" cake, walks up to Nick and his buddy and the three intiate a short, yet equally as dumb, conversation. One of the first things Vince asks is something along the lines of, "So when are you going to be getting inside the ring?" Nick tells Vince that he's been training and he's interested in wrestling and what not. So, what does one parent say to another parent's kid? "You should just run away, and join the WWE."
Vince McMahon Tip #1: Run away from home and join a wrestling promotion.