Some Valentine's Day Poetry for you all
Anyways, on to the show...
Roses are red, violets are blue, let's face it Tom Coughlin, Tiki is a bitch that hates you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ron Mexico's got herpes, and now so do you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Shit, Rex Grossman threw another interception to you.
Roses are red, Carnations are pale, Hey, Ron, look! Another Bengal went to jail!
Roses are red. Cocaine is white. Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame? That shit's almost not right.
Carnations are white, just like Salisbury's penis. Who's that washing my car? Penn State's Curtis Enis!
Get your chocolates and start gagging now... Matt Leinart wears red, Urlacher wears blue. What do they have in common? An illegitimate baby or two.
Violets are blue, dead roses are black, if your dad was Andy Reid, you'd also shoot up with smack.
Roses are red, slips are pink. If you're a Giants fan, get used to the stink.
Roses are red, the clap looks green. If you're Brian Urlacher fucking Paris, oh, the horrors you've seen...
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. John Amaechi sucks cock, so why don't you?
Roses are red. Yes, it's Valentine's Day. But is Len so sure that John's the only one in that NBA that's gay?
Joumana Kidd is nuts, but Jason Kidd's a Net. You better cover your balls, son. If she hasn't taken 'em yet.
The Kidds are divorcing, and that's a shame, man. You better have a good prenup, just ask Michael Strahan.
Roses are red, Corey Dillon is Black. Any way you put it, Bill Simmons is still a fucking hack.
Roses are red, Barry takes the cream and the clear. If he wants good publicity, he'd better turn queer.
Roses are red, flags are black. If your name is Michael Waltrip, everyone now thinks you're a hack.
Roses are Red. Martin Truex, Jr. is a drunken hack. Jaime Sue, we really love you... but Tony Stewart is taking the Nextel Cup back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Fuck with NASCAR and screwed like the old timers do.
Happy Commercialized Love Day, bitches! I prefer Steak and a Blowjob day, myself.
Posted 02/14/07 by Rich | Filed under: General Sports
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