If you haven't heard already from the nearest soccer fanatic (I know you haven't, Ron. Kentucky doesn't have many of those at all.) Mr. Personality himself, with skinny ho, is coming to America. David Beckham told Real Madrid to shove it up their ass. Why? To take advantage of the "Beckham Rule" in the MLS and play in LA. Yes, we're getting our very own lifelike example of a Chav God Status Couple.

So, for those of you in the UK who read this site, I'm telling you blokes nothing new. This section is for my fellow Yanks. I'll catch up to you later. K?

Alright, for you Americans, these linked names shall give you a full Wiki-history on David and Victoria Beckham. Trust me, it gets better after that...

What you get with Becks, is the association with him and TomKat. Also, the flirtation with him and the church of $cientology. Also, you'll get some white trash moments that can go head to head with Britney and K-Fed back in their "happy" days. That's the trade you folks get for the other side of Becks...

David Beckham, despite the perceived white trash look, is actually worth the mettle. He was a part of the storied Manchester United squad from 1991 as a youth club member to 2003 as one of the highest paid ever. He's the fifth highest capped player in English history. He's the third Englishman ever to sign with Real Madrid. To top it off, there's a reason they call it "Bend it like Beckham."

He's pretty much like every athlete. In other words, David Beckham is talent with baggage. This deal with LA will net him at least 50 million dollars US, after endorsements and royalties. In other words, the MLS is banking high on Becks to get the international audience that saw him in the Premiership and in UEFA Champions League to watch the MLS. Only time will tell whether Beckham can bend the international audience to watch the MLS...