Detroit can't even lose right

Continuing with Detroit's driving dream and goal to forever be the worst franchise in the NFL for all of eternity, they fired their defensive coordinator, Donnie Henderson, after their abysmal 3-13 season. In my opinion, the defense was the least of the massive list of problems for the team who only had to lose to secure the first draft pick for 2007 and even managed to fuck that up.

Detroit continues to prove why they can't even bother to lose right. While I am never one to encourage losing on purpose, I surely think that in Detroit's case they should have considered it.

Adding insult to injury, Lions GM Natt Millen assures everyone that no matter how bad the team does. he has no intentions of ever quitting and he'll be around for time to come now. Despite the fact that he is far more the problem for the Lions franchise than their defensive coordinator was.

And despite the fact the Lions still have already recieved the second pick in the draft, they'll probably manage to even fuck that up because right now the Lions are a team that can't seem to do anything right. They'll probably make an error in selecting their first round draft pick much in the same fashion that the Texans did with Mario Williams.

So this writer's prediction for the Lion's season next year? Without drastic changes we'll see the Lions once again way below a .500 season, with a team record of 4-12 at best.

Posted 01/02/07 by Jaime Sue | Filed under: NFL

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Comments

Once again proving that Matt Millen is the world's best fellator, because he's gotta be sucking some serious you-know-what to keep his job.

Posted by Jade at 01/03/07 00:57:23

In response to the you know what that Jade said...

HHH: VINCE MCMAHON LOVES

Crowd: [BLEEP]

And I predict that they will end up with the same record, but Roy Williams (Ridiculous catch last week) will somehow claim them to be the best team in the NFL with said record.

Posted by Chris at 01/03/07 03:59:41

That's right. Matt loves the Johnson. Big Johnson. I don't see 4 and 12. I do see another early first round for them either

And Roy will still call them the best team in the NFL.

Posted by Rich at 01/03/07 07:01:08

You can say 'cock' here, Jade. It's encouraged, especially for the ladies.

Posted by Ron at 01/03/07 11:08:32

That being said, Detroit deserves whatever they get.

Posted by Ron at 01/03/07 11:08:51

Well, at least they managed to beat Dallas, adding a few more helpings of angst to Parcells' already heaping plate--and I was actually going to say "dick", Ron, but I figured we didn't need to bring Vitale into a football discussion. ;)

Posted by Jade at 01/03/07 12:17:50

Yeah, baaay-beeee. Okay, enough of that shit. I am wondering though if Matt has a tape of William Clay Ford and a toddler playing with the "lolipop". It's the only reason that they keep that brain damaged fuck around.

Posted by Rich at 01/03/07 12:31:34

Insert Chris and Ron's Dick Vitale Comedy Skit here.

Posted by Ron at 01/03/07 14:12:56

You really don't want me to bust out Vitale again. Earl Boykins and Paul Dawson are following him around too.

Posted by Chris at 01/03/07 23:38:00