Praise be to Allah!

The Mike Tyson Dangerometer, as established by Desiree Washington and Robin Givensis as follows:

The only thing more dangerous than Mike Tyson is a drunk Mike Tyson.

The only thing more dangerous than a drunk Mike Tyson is a horny Mike Tyson.

The only thing more dangerous than a horny Mike Tyson is a coked-up Mike Tyson.

So that begs the question: Is there anything more dangerous than a drunk, coked-up Mike Tyson?

Posted 12/29/06 by Ron | Filed under: Boxing

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At least he didn't bite a cop...

Posted by Rich at 12/29/06 10:37:22

My question is: how the hell did Mike Tyson afford cocaine?

Posted by Ron at 12/29/06 15:09:30

The only thing more dangerous than a coked up Mike Tyson is Mike Tyson with a cook book in his hand

If I gotta explain that, I'ma send Earl Boykins over to your house, and this is his most recent argument with a fellow NBA player during one of his rants. He's not happy.

Earl Boykins: THEY SAY YOU GOTTA BE THIS TALL TO RIDE ON THE FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER! I CAN'T EVEN REACH THE TOP OF THAT DAMN SIGN MOTHERFUCKER!

Yao Ming: Haha

Earl Boykins: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'MA SHANK YO FUCKIN SHINS UP!

Yao Ming: Bring it on bitch

Earl Boykins: I GON GET AWAY WITH IT TOO! POLICE STATIONS AIN'T GOT CHAIRS HIGH ENOUGH FOR ME TO STAND ON AND GET MY MUG SHOT!

Posted by Chris at 12/29/06 18:47:24

"So that begs the question: Is there anything more dangerous than a drunk, coked-up Mike Tyson?"

Um, a drunk, coked-up AND horny Mike Tyson?

Actually, given conditions 1 and 2, #3 would most likely be already in existence. In other words, lock up the women and hide the sheep.

Posted by Jade at 12/30/06 01:03:57

Coked-up and horny go together. Therefore, the only thing more dangerous than a coked-up (and horny) Mike Tyson is a coked-up, horny, drunk and tattooed Mike Tyson...with Robin Givens blowing up his celly to ask when the alimony payment will arrive.

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