The Japanegro Leagues

Well, Boston got themselves a gyroballin' Japanese pitcher, and it only cost them $103 million dollars. $51 million dollars goes to the Seibu Lions, and $52 million dollars goes to Daisuke Matsuzaka, baseball's newest prospect, spread out over the course of a 6-year deal.

I understand to us Americans Daisuke's name is hard to pronounce unless you're an anime nerd or you've lived with Japanese people (I lived with Japanese people for 4 years in college, including a guy named Daisuke). But for the love of God, let's STOP calling him D-Mat right fucking now, okay? Call him Dice. Call him Suzi. Call him Kay. Call him The Donger for all I fucking care, but let's kill D-Mat in its tracks as soon as possible.

The last thing the world needs is another shitty unoriginal nickname for an overpaid baseball player. We get enough of that shit on SportsCenter thanks to Chris Berman, we don't need the rest of the sports world adding to that crapstival.

Click below for some footage of Dice's world-famous gyroball.

Posted 12/14/06 by Ron | Filed under: MLB

Trackback

There are currently no trackbacks for this item.

Use this TrackBack url to ping this item (right-click, copy link target). If your blog does not support Trackbacks you can manually add your trackback by using this form.

Comments

Of course, you know I'm hoping this is one roll of the "Dice" that comes up snake eyes for the Sux. ;)

Posted by Jade at 12/14/06 00:50:59

Or watch it come up seven/eleven just to piss off the Evil Empire. Because Karma in the 21st century hates the Yankees.

Posted by Rich at 12/14/06 09:04:01

Feh, we'll get ours again soon enough--especially if this particular deal tips the bad karma back to the Sux again. :D

Posted by Jade at 12/14/06 15:23:21

wow gold for sale http://www.sopgold.com/ wow gold cheap warcraf http://www.sopgold.com/powe... wow leveling reliable wow gold.

Posted by rift money making at 10/20/11 20:40:18

lotro gold http://www.webshopvip.com/ wow gold wowway http://www.webshopvip.com/p... wow leveling wow-professions.com.

Posted by diablo 2 update at 10/20/11 20:47:30

tradition watches http://www.pocwatch.net/bel... prince watches.

Posted by ballon blue de at 10/21/11 01:48:28

ladies complicated watches http://www.macywatch.com/ replica watches cpcp watches.

Posted by sun shines at 10/21/11 01:55:43

replica franck muller watches http://www.tobuywatches.com/ replica watches fake franck muller watches.

Posted by rado watches at 10/23/11 21:31:05

cartier cpcp watches http://www.watchescode.org/ replica watches automatic watches.

Posted by tudor watches at 10/23/11 21:42:44

rift build http://www.inriftgold.com/ Rift Gold sell rift gold http://www.cheaprift.com/ Buy Rift Plat rift currency.

Posted by wow gold fast at 10/24/11 03:47:31

wow wikia http://www.sopgame.com/ wow gold cheap buy buy wow item http://www.sopgame.com/powe... power leveling wow thottbot.

Posted by wow gold buy at 10/24/11 04:13:53

free wow gold http://www.sopgame.com/ wow gold cheapest wow community site http://www.sopgame.com/powe... leveling wow gold wow.

Posted by buy rift currency at 12/12/11 20:14:05

wow cheap gold http://www.webshopvip.com/ wow gold for sale eu wow gold http://www.webshopvip.com/p... cheap power leveling wow gold guides.

Posted by diablo 3 diablo 3 at 12/22/11 19:29:47