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Just pretend it's the Pro Bowl and vote!

Tuesday, Nov. 7th is Election Day in the United States. Now, it's not a Presidental election year, so nobody really gives a shit, but I'm going to ask you all to do me a favor and vote.

Why vote, you ask? Simple! Your vote can do one of the following:

1. Get those damn Republicans out of office

2. Keep those damn Democrats out of office

3. Legalize pot

4. Get "The Stormin' Mormon" Todd Heap into the Pro Bowl

Vote however you'd like, I don't really care. Well, except about Todd Heap. That's one effective tight end who deserves our love (and a cornerstone of my fantasy football team).
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You've convinced me-Todd Heap goes to the pro-bowl.

Posted by Critic at 11/07/06 07:40:56

One of the local wiseasses was standing on Main St. today carrying a sign that read: "DON'T VOTE--EVERYTHING'S FINE". I wish I'd gotten a picture of it; I'm hoping the local paper did it for me.

Posted by Jade at 11/08/06 00:56:26

Fucking TN. Afraid to put a Black Man in the Senate. I hope my state gets plenty of Klan jokes thrown at it in the next few years until the next Senate election.

Posted by Rich at 11/08/06 11:44:54

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