Ocho Cinco Va a Pagar Cinco Mil a NFL Americano

For those who don't speak Spanish, the title means "Eight Five is going to pay five thousand to the NFL."

That's right, our favorite English (now Spanish) strangling Wideout, Chad Johnson, is going to fork over $5K to Roger's office.

After than shaving his beloved blonde mohawk (to which these folks are glad) for not catching the two touchdowns that he promised mockingly to DeAngelo Hall and the Dirty Birds.

Maybe Chad was a little too happy that his former Beaver team plundered the Booty, but he still got schooled by Vick's SexyBack Option and his arm.

At press time, Ocho Cinco is appealing the decision.

For a parting shot, to say your number, you dumb fuck, it's Ochenta y Cinco.

Today's Spanish lesson was brought to you by the Sports Bastards Educational Foundation, in association with TITS. Now, va a chingada tu solo, Chad.

Posted 11/03/06 by Rich | Filed under: NFL

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Comments

Ochenta y Cinco would be right if he called himself Eighty Five, but he doesn't. He's consistently called himself Eight Five. While he's wrong in two languages, at least he's consistently wrong.

Posted by Ron at 11/03/06 10:04:57

The NFL needs to take a Midol for this one--I can understand fining him if he wore the "Ocho Cinco" patch onto the field during the game, but the damn game hadn't even STARTED yet! Maybe he should change his name to He Hate Me instead.

Posted by Jade at 11/04/06 02:20:45

I think CJ should get a headband and write "Rozelle" on it.

Posted by Ron at 11/04/06 11:14:04

Chad's out to have fun and paying the fine is nothing to him. However, his verbal skills are comparable to a small child from Somalia. He needs to learn English before he tries other languages.

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